it’s honestly so rude how i’ve never been kissed under a mistletoe. the disrespect.
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photo-of-your-mommy-with-a-mummy:
on the 16th let’s just have everyone posting and reblogging nsfw shit nonstop. Really make those last moments matter.
for our last act of defiance, we’ll all be horny on main
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watching tumbler dot com delete ALL nsfw content instead of just weeding out porn bots is like that scene from spongebob where he’s trying to help patrick open a pickle jar
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no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances
I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out
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who is this lol
I hope the next thing I get addicted to is taking care of my self and loving my body